The McRib McMassacree
The McRib McMassacree (Sung to the tune of Alice’s Restaurant Massacree) You can get a McRib when you want at any McDonalds restaurant You can get a McRib when you want at any McDonalds restaurant Drive right up, the Drive Thru’s in the back It doesn’t cost more than a few greenbacks You can get a McRib when you want at any McDonalds restaurant This song is called The McRib McMassacree It's about the McRib, and the McMassacree The McRib is not the name of the McMassacree, That's just the name of the song. That's why I call the song "The McRib Massacree" Now it all started ___ ago, ___ ago, on Election Day, When I went up to McDonalds, hoping to get a McRib. But as most of you know, McDonalds doesn’t usually sell McRibs. They sell all sorts of other things like Big Macs and Quarter Pounders with Cheese Or a Royale with Cheese as they call it in France. Is there anybody here from France? No? OK, then we don’t have to call it that. I only know that they call it th...